Über Angelina ValentineIf you take one look at Angelina Valentine, you wouldn’t be wrong to think there’s been some awesome apocalyptic event and she’s come back from the future to save humanity. This girl could be a superhero if she weren’t so busy being a super whore, which we say with the greatest respect. Armed with a tight strong bod and some of the most massive chest balloons on the planet, Angelina can kick ass and take it up hers like the universe depended on it. Her tits are pictured in the ‘engineering wonders of the world’ book right next to the Hoover Dam. Speaking of hoovering, how about those blowjob skills? Angelina once said that if she doesn’t feel it nudge the back of her throat and make her gag then it doesn’t really even count as a beejer. She puts her mouth, twat and tush to the test every time she’s called upon by the lords of laying to make us web wankers happy. And though she shares more than a name with her Hollywood lookalike, our Angelina’s lips are even more ball-vibratingly delicious than Madame Jolie’s. This spicy Italian and Latina mixed mama can really bring a man to his knees, especially after she’s spent some time servicing him down on hers. With Angelina around, it’s Valentine’s Day every day so long as you got an internet connection and a pulse.