Über April O'NeilApril O’Neil is the hot hipster of porn. One look at this babe’s Instagram account and you got loads and loads of shots of her pretty face, amazing boobs, and sexy nerd glasses. No doubt those specs help April scope out the best dicks and the juiciest twats which this girl so confidently conquers. April has been a fan favorite for the hordes of jerkers and clit fiddlers ever since her start in the business in 2009. She chose her name because she is a massive fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise, which shows that, aside from being a world-class slut star, she’s also a total fan girl nerd. We know that combination just gets the testes stirring up some steaming loads of cum whenever the brain balls conjure up April. O’Neil is also a master at fan interaction as you can see by her super popular Twitter and Instagram accounts – she even won the Twitter Queen award at the AVN’s 2013 ceremony. But let’s get back to what’s really important. April sports some natural tatas so smooth and soft, you want to clone them and market them as sex pillows. Her dick-handling abilities are so top notch that every guy should show their girlfriends April’s films as instructional guides to man-pleasing. April is also a diehard bisexual who feels right at home squirming in a mass of naked girl bodies licking, fingering, fisting and tonguing every mouth, pussy and butthole that comes within reach. This goddess shows no signs of slowing down so y’all better run to catch up.