Über Proxy PaigeIf there was an Olympic category for how wide you can stretch your asshole, Proxy Paige would take Gold, Silver, and Bronze every four years. In fact, they would just end up naming that entire category ‘Proxy Paiging’. She is the undisputed spunky teen expert in ramming things up her butt; whole fists are a piece of cake, as she does it to herself every morning just to warmup. Massive dildos? She has them custom made for extra girth. Bottles, cans, tubes, pipes… this list can go on. You want a lesson in female butt anatomy? Proxy has some anal speculums that will teach you a thing or two. This girl also loves taking creamy enemas up her ass and spraying it out all over any lucky fucker who gets in her way. She’s got such an overwhelming credit list, you better be siting down before even daring to search her images online. What a journey from her humble origins in Bismarck, North Dakota, where the official state flower is the Prairie Rose, much like Proxy’s constant rose-budding asshole. Her home state’s official drink is creamy milk, and it’s obvious how that plays in to her perverted activities. Her parents were French and Russian, but she’s all American. You never know what color her hair might be, or what kind of colorful punk outfit she’ll be wearing, but you can always count on Proxy Paige to deliver the most insane anal acrobatics that the Internet has ever known.